"The Last Ticket"
London, England
July 25, 1983
Dear Folks,
My first glimpse of the foreign part of my worldwalk was not of the jagged coastline of Ireland as originally expected but, rather, of hedge-rowed meadows in south England.
I had planned to go directly from Boston to Dublin, Ireland. However that plan was discarded at the last moment, when I discovered I could reach the British Isles for less than $175--$23 from Boston to Newark International Airport, and then $149 from there to London--on a new economy airline called PEOPLExpress.
I couldn't resist trying the economy airline--especially when regular airlines wanted nearly $500 for a one-way ticket from Boston to Dublin. So, true to the spirit of the trek, I decided to take the economy flight. There was a grave risk, however: the airline's once-daily flights to London were reportedly booked solid until October. That could mean I'd have to wait on standby at the Newark terminal, hoping that someone would cancel and free a seat for me.
London is a popular vacation spot for Americans, so I was apprehensive about the number of other standby passengers I'd find. I visualized waiting at the terminal for several days. Each week there were only the five daily flights to London.
As it turned out, my luck continued to be as good as ever.
No sooner had I walked up to the ticket counter for the PEOPLExpress's London flights, and placed my backpack beside all the other luggage piled there, than a sunburnt middle-aged man in shorts and sneakers approached me. "Would you be wanting a reservation, chap?" he asked in a voice heavy with an English accent.
"Why, yes!" I answered eagerly.
He laughed at the enthusiasm I was showing at such a late hour. It was nearly midnight. With a long smile, he said, "Me son Michael and me daughter Laraine and I come to try standby, too, and we found out at one of their other ticket counters that they's 'ad four cancellations on this flight to London. If ya 'urry, perhaps ya can grab the last one!"
I glanced at the many other standby hopefuls, dozing in chairs or on the floor, waiting for the London ticket counter to open at 4 a.m. Surely someone else has had the sense to ask at one of the other ticket counters, I thought.
His beautiful daughter started tugging at my arm. "Come! You'd best 'urry!"
I followed her through the terminal to the airline's ticket counter for their Melbourne, Florida, flights. Incredibly, it was still open at such a late hour. Immediately I asked the clerk if the airline's flight to London had any available seats.
He checked his computer and replied with a flair of triumph, "Yes, we do! One, to be exact."
"I'll take it!"
Laraine smiled. Her father laughed. Even the ticket clerk seemed to take delight in my reaction. With a flourish he handed me my boarding pass and said, "Your flight attendant will collect the fare after you take off. You can pay with cash, with a personal check, or with traveler's checks. Have a nice flight."
Twelve hours later, as our stuffed 747 cruised above the Atlantic at 35,000 feet, I asked Laraine why her father had picked me, out of all the other standby people, to tell about the remaining cancellation.
She pushed her long blond hair to one side, shrugged, and said with what I took to be a bit of English humor, "Why you were the only one awake..."
Steven
