Jan. 6, 2004

You would not believe the disaster that was--until just a few days ago--our quaint little pond. Some slightly insane bulldozer operator thought he could shove around Mother Nature and easily rebuild the pond at this time of the year. Boy oh boy was he wrong. The ol' lady quickly put him and his monster machines in their place! And as a result he has had to spend the last two days trying to salvage, with the help of other earth-moving peers and machines from the area, some half million dollars' worth of dozers from the depths of what looks like an atomic bomb crater.

I thought maybe there was three feet of muck on the 50-year-old pond's bottom; He thought more likely five feet.

WRONG!!!!!!!!

Try around 10 feet at the very least. And actually we don't know, because he never has found a solid bottom. It could be deeper--much deeper. And with the underground springs he has uncovered, and all the recent Amazonian rainfall, every inch of the muck hiding the pond's bottom is as gooey and unforgiving as industrial-strenth glue mixed in equal parts with Mafia-grade cement. It took a good fifteen hours for all the mighty rescue machines assembled to budge that damned half-sunken Cat. But budge it they finally did--inch by inch. And now the Pomd from Hell no longer looks as if it is snacking on earthmovers.

Though I could get to but a fraction of the fish stranded by the drained pond, I did manage to net over a dozen nice bass, three giant catfish, and a bunch of hand-sized bluegill before the water drained completely away. To have waded out into the muck to retrieve any other fish would have been suicidal. I would have sunk into total oblivion. As it is, Darci and I have many additional pounds of fish filets to store in the deep freeze. And that's on top of a dozen or more other gallon bags of frozen fish filets still around from my October fishing trips on the Ohio River. Think we'll be "fished out" by spring?

If all goes well--no, make that...better--we may actually have a very deep (20 feet) and very large new pond to admire this coming summer. Yes, the once beautiful yard that has always greeted our visitors will be missing, but at least there will be the promise of endless fishing and mudless swimming.

Anyone need a riding mower?

The Worldwalker